Tallemd

Tallemd in MSFT swag at 44 with no gray hair at the family chateau, 📶―⯈⊢🔈⏚

I turned down $20,000 bitcoin valued at $200 per bitcoin circa 2013 due to bad math.

Marriage is delayed till March 2026 at earliest.

In the New Economy, knowledge is more important to economic success than money or machinery. - Dallas Reserve Annual Report '99

Max Payne is looking for something that God wants to stay hidden. - Max Payne

The concept of Sebastian is much more appealing then Sebastian himself. - Hollow Man

We have examined this, and it is true.  So, hear it and apply it to yourself. - Job 5:29

Therefore, I will not keep silent;

    I will speak out in the anguish of my spirit,

    I will complain in the bitterness of my soul. - Job 7:11

He will no longer be rich, and his wealth will not endure,

    nor will his possessions spread over the land. - Job 15:29

My days have passed; my plans are shattered.  Yet the desires of my heart. - Job 17:11

14bya

What value did courage have, without a free and challenging mind to direct it?

360kya

For now we see as through a mirror in the utter dark and then we shall see kything.

40kya

The Butlerian Jihad was Atreides and Paul was with Chani and Atreides was Paul.

30kya

We are House Atreides. There is no call we do not answer. There is no faith that we betray. The Emperor asks us to bring peace to Arrakis. House Atreides accepts! - In 20kya

Then Elemmakil went before them and they followed him into the pail light; and Tour saw beside the way a sward of grass that knows no season and withers not; and thus in wonder and lightening of heart he was brought to the Gate of Silver.

10kya

My son when you were born the very forests of Lorderon whispered the name Arthas.

On caranir manado

Aural on canno

Aural onu ona high

Rohania

5kya

27:46 - Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?

8:28 - When he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent that no one could pass that way. 

8:29 - “What do you want with us, Son of God?” they shouted. “Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?”

8:30 - Some distance from them a large herd of pigs was feeding. 

8:31 - The demons begged Jesus, “If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs.”

8:32 - He said to them, “Go!”So they came out and went into the pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and died in the water. 

8:33 - Those tending the pigs ran off, went into the town and reported all this, including what had happened to the demon-possessed men. 

8:34 - Then the whole town went out to meet Jesus. And when they saw him, they pleaded with him to leave their region. - 2kya

27=10^^7, 34=10^^40

2kya

The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks - Bitcoin Genesis Block '10

That which we do here undertake is known as treason for our enemies are not here present. The terms are not taken lightly as they're punishable by death for each of us here present on this ship regardless of rank or standing in the English Navy. The problems we face are not insurmountable, but the terms provided are intolerable. For tonight we ride for Rohan. – HMS Bounty 1700

Watch list Xmas '22

VTEB VANGUARD MUNI BND TAX EXEMPT ETF

ACWI ISHARES MSCI ACWI ETF

PRIVX PRIVATE SHARES FD A

GDLC GRAYSCALE DIGITAL LARGE CAP FUND LLC SHARES USD

OKMUX OKLAHOMA MUNICIPAL A

MSFT MICROSOFT CORP

AMZN AMAZON.COM INC

TSLA TESLA INC

ATVI

VOO VANGUARD S&P 500 ETF

DOGE10K

BTC5RP

ETH5RP

LTC5RP

SSO PROSHARES ULTRA S&P 500 ETF

VIGRX VANGUARD GROWTH INDEX FD XXX MRG INVESTOR SHARE

REET ISHARES GLOBAL REIT ETF

URA GLOBAL X URANIUM ETF

Watch list Xmas '23

IBIT ISHARES BITCOIN ETF

GDLC GRAYSCALE DIGITAL LARGE CAP FUND LLC

FBTC FIDELITY WISE ORIGIN BITCOIN FUND

GBTC GRAYSCALE BITCOIN TR BTC

ETHE GRAYSCALE ETHEREUM TR ETH

Watch list Xmas '24

BITX Proshares 2x leveraged Bitcoin

ETHU Proshares 2x leveraged Ethereum

Watch list charities Xmas '24

NWOSU, BSA, EFF, Kendo, GED, Police, University Methodist Food Bank

Hidden net worth is $3.64E12 @ 1/1/25.  Information is courtesy of U.S. Gov't.

My waste percentage is 15% or 1/6th.

My income percentage is 3% and the expense ratio is 0.03% which is VG standard.

My patent fee percentage is 0.2-2% of gross sales or GDP which is MSFT standard.

Nonpayment for over a decade of patent fees results in 10x cost, one for each year.

$2t S&P500 1/20 leveraged iron butterfly in '07.

$2t Bond underwriting loan to U.S. Gov't. It's single malt 100% in '23. Not incl. above.

$2t Fin, tech, health, aerodef F100.

$10-100b KPMG. It's kind of rare.

$10-100b Bitcoin

$5t Reit, Weyerhaeuser, rural

$5t Reit, Windmere, skylines of metros

COA - F500 30% each at 2nd place.

$1o Sufferage, confirmed, dollar exchangeable.

8/18/25

Stock - $3.64t

Bond - $3.78t

REIT - $5t

Treasury - $2t, 10/7/25

Dad 10/7/25

Treasury - $20b

Loyd's of London - $20b

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British receival 3/24

$2t Vampri cross

$10-100b Purple cross, heart

$8m, 2p, Pips cross

$1m, 150h, Highlander cross

Free, Maltese cross

$1t, 1m Colonists including land

$1b, 1m Rehab recipients

$1b, King Emeritus of Ireland

$1b, $1mpyr British pensioner

$1t, unfuckable untuckable line, Leinster and Nottingham

$1b, Knight of the British Order

$1m, Secret Air Svc of Vancouver, BC gold star security clearance contract md & 3 oth

$1t, Masterson & Wang patent lock nut for aluminum base quality patents, level 2

*$inf, U.S. Military indispensable debt that can never be repaid .gov

*$inf, Microsoft indispensable debt that can never be repaid .org

$inf, Swiss indispensable debt that can never be repaid

$inf, U.S. Metro area city police cartel indispensable debt that can never be repaid

$inf^2, Indispensable Johnny Cash twice for Queeg not Yeat

$1t, Linster linage of unbreakable King of British Order

$2t, Ring that makes her a Queen x2

*$100q, Cultural Revolution category 3 by yeats exponentially included in promo

$1q, Hippocrates as a member of the Haradrim order here and beyond compare

*$inf, New level of BRN called having which is included in promotion

$1t, package of jubilee votes

$1t, 25 year skip ahead vote protocol

$1t, 100->10 clock acceleration

$1b, vote in favor of American Receival Network see also USM

$1t, Nationhood in concert with others

$1t, King of Ireland (emeritus)

*$1t, Royal tenon bombs, 1 point spent per calendar decade

$10m, Silver Cross for KPMG audit

$100b, 1 of the 5 oldest copies of the Magna Carta entombed and in silence.

$1b, cultural revolution category 2

$2t, repleat with loss of 2 territories of 1 million acres

$1t, repleat with end of treatment advice for U.S.

$1b, Ostragonal release agent in absentia totalis (5ct so far)

$1b, 3 Ostragonal library keys from 1882

$1m, town crier house of lords

$1t, Rob Roy and the Jacobians overthrow the status quo

Swiss Immeasurables

$1t, Virtual Eyes of Algiers - traded on a jubilee timer, 6/08

$100t, World Stone, 4/25, 7/25

Marcadian Masques(2), Microsoft(1), Merovingian, Monrovian, Mondrian or Munchkin Gift 5ct

// 6/08

$1t British receival, A

$1s Jail bird motif, B

$1s Sour wurst, R

20p Grandparents, real hit, 1D, M

// 4/25

$1k, 1mp Cat, Dad killed it. M

$1m Blackberries, Dad killed it. R

$1m, 1mp Club Hel Invocation. L

4p Hot ass babes. A

6p Parents, 1D, hit from a bong. M

$3t patent findings AML, $20t Fe^2, including an actual check. M

Pope and the Dean of Students version of as good as shit

3 13 year old brides - 1 more and 2 less, 2014, 2025, $20k

10 trillion dollars - 1/4 of the solar system by money and property, 2008, 2017

King of the U.S. - King of nation of residence - 2017, 2033, $2t

Half the population of the world - 1% at 1st taste upon PW, 2020, $2t

2 lineal extinguishments of 200ya, $2b, 2gen. - By Swiss definition., $20b

Shit is A under 21 by sex, or marriage.  In order.  1/dec.  start 2002

MSFT

Meet 8 Red Wizards of Thay - with vote

Meet 4 pirates = @{Cook, Roberts, Morgan, Kudrow}

$20b in data collections

$2t in patents - 1kx

$200k in 401k - 10x

1 year more at Microsoft

4 years more at another in area

8-10 year sabbatical

Tenure at Microsoft

Company buy back pool or other similar 200 members groups

Gold partner or similar 20 member groups 5ct

Unfirable

Fame and fortune of love (Eric), death (VG), robots (YB), time (EVOO), & tokens

TItle of richest man on earth

Repleat with 2 10x increasures for interest

Title of Chief Software Architect

Turing Award - Bought on BRN, USM, Chiss, Other or Neither.

Fields Medal - Bought on BRN, USM, Chiss, Other or Neither.

New York Best Seller - Promised by the publishing house if I went gold or platinum.

$1q, 1 Vampire hunt 1 notch less than Vlad or more upon loss of eye or stomach tooth.

USM - 10/30, paid in cashola and similar dollar exchangeable
$1q, Not be a liability - Priceless

$1q, Not expatriate themselves - I own them.

$1b, National Security Clearance Gold Star.  Earned.

$1b, Naval Reconnaissance Office Silver Star.  Earned at KPMG.

$1b, Urban farmer motif.  This is what I wear.

$1b, Classic farmer motif.  This is what I wear.

$1b, Bull rider motif

$1b, Cowhand motif.  I might have skimped on verbiage.

$1b, Urban rockstar programmer motif

$1b, Swiss Mocha votif

$1b, You just don't understand me anymore votif

$1b, Semipro pool player motif.  This is what I wear.

$1b, New old theme library of patents in patentcide mode

$1b, Patents where you put two things together to explain how things work

$1q, The  U.S. Military porn collection repleat with liability protection and delivery

$1b, College Reagent motif.  It includes required teaching suggestions and books.

$1b, Bar room bouncer motif.  Shorty 18.  Flip me the bird.

$1b, Protestant Church Deacon motif

$1s, dollar exchangeable tokens from 1k people.  Paid differently.

$1b, Spanish Armada

$1m, Ignomiously dead file

$1b, The military is my robot

$1t, Royal tenon bombs (paid for in BRN, replicated here)

$1b, The military patent store for Mike, Don and beyond compare

$10b, Unlimited concierge - mentor

$10b, Unlimited escre du coure - uncle

$10b, Unlimited customer service - Startek

$10b, Unlimited obessience - AY

$10b, Unlimited ala carte - PC

$10b, Unlimited admonition - JAT

$1t, 4 antitrust lawsuits with Google

$1b, An unhappy birthday and everyday for the military and police for a few years

$1t, Cultural Revolution category 4

$1b, Repleat with complete lack of a Coup d' Etat

$1b, Repleat with less conflict than the purge or the war of attrition

$1b, Repleat with hawk dove collapse category 2

$1b, Repleat with revenge of the nerds category 2

$1b, Repleat with a level of disgrace equal to the hewing of a cherry tree centurial

$1b, Repleat with a level of changrel.

$1t, Repleat with a gain of territory not loss like you'd think.

$1b, Repleat with poisoned contract store

$1b, Repleat with 5 on the Richter scale of Tony Tiger who really was a CEO

$1b, Repleat with wishes they could go back

$1b, Repleat with 3/4-9/10s deforestation of military and police 3-5 nations

$1b, Repleat with pantomime play

$1b, Repleat with crying wolf

$1b, Possibly repleat with deforestation of her, coc, amp fields by 90% by fire & salt

$1b, Repleat with pride break

$1b, Rename Gulf of America

$1b, Rename Department of War

$1b, Executive orders 1k pages

$10b, Laws 10k pages

$10b, Amendments 10 pages

$10b, Keys to the guns of glory suggested twice

$10b, Dead lockbox made into dreidel vice

$1t, Mutual stripping of pride and prejudice with 2 notches of the old belt

$1b, Beating the military at their own game

$10t, Promissory note in the amt of the m1 money supply x5, 2 sig dig (Xmas, Mentor)

$10t, Promissory note in the amt of fang 4-6ct prived or 30% (Mentor)

$10t, Promissory note in the amt of J&J & malt 4-6ct prived or 30% (Dad)

$1b, Patents for old prewar machine guns

$1b, Patents for makerspace flow constitutional

$1m, Charity approve tax break religious

$1b, Mea culpa from gov't for mistreatment or erroneous classification of treatment

$1b, Public admission of fault for mistreatment

$1b, Ostragonal release agent in absentia totalis (5ct so far)

$20b, 20 tombs at Arlington Cemetery if I want it

$1t, the Hirshhorn museum including art inside

$100t, world financial system

$10q, U.S.M. LOR contract store COA, WORD

Chinese

$1b, 3 gorges dam lock schematic and pronouncement of okness

Japanese

$1m, Masamune blade and export certificate and storage for 1 century on display

$1m, 9th or 10th degree blackbelt 1 or 2 count

Russian

$1m to start with, Mother Russia's rubel sized gifts

Jubilee gifts

$1s, Eyes of Algiers

$1b, Longer life expectancy - By spare

$1t, Patent side simplification - Of shelled billing

$1q, Right size social security - It's down

$1t, Direct shipments of grain for China as Gift of Greed from Gog the barbarian

$1q, Title of Conductor

KPMG

$1b, 47 Ronin

$1b, Swiss attestation set

$1b, beyond compare audit set 2-5x

$1b, company stock

$1b, Mr. Nothing.

$1m, Unfirable

$2b, Audit findings finder's fee

$1q, Uncharted territory, 3% of all land sales for the next 100 yrs or life w/i 100 ly.

$1t, 25 year hardship withdrawal with McDougal interest

$1b, Pension vaguely amount

$1b, Accountant (Business Casual) motif

$1b, 1 10x increasure to net worth repleat with richest man on Earth notation for us

$1m, 3-5 trust fund statements to be delivered orally over the phone or in person

$1m, After that 10 or so to be delivered in person or by mail depending on local

$1m, Town crier in House of Lords of England, Swiss Federal Council, USMC 2+2 yrs

Okeene

$100k, Dollar General franchise share

$100k, Phillips 66 franchise share

$100k, Amazon Go franchise share

$1m, Grocery Store, Bank, Drug Store land - L

$100k, Hospital land

$100k, Mill franchise share

$100k, Reagent Chemicals franchise share

$1b, 1m acres of cropland in Blaine and adjacent counties.

Dad

$#, Fiddle sticks

$#, Guns of glory x40

Hospital gifts of greed

$1t, Boeing Field, Dark Grouper, It's what it's called.

$1t, Swedish, Charity board's daughter's hand in marriage again. Gotten 3 years early.

$1t, Fairfax, King's ransom's chorionics courtesy of the Swiss Federal Council.

$1t, Western State Hospital, Chair of the real estate board.

IBC net worth

$10^^^20 Calypso and the Carolingian and the limit of observation at level 52

$10^^^10 Ursa at level 50, 51 the same

$10^^^9 Red Wizards of Thay

$10^^^7-8 Testers

$10^^^6 Ishtar

$10^^^5 en route member of pieces of eight

$10^^^4 en route Rehab by Sescheron

$10^^^3 Patent store access including internet and PC by IEEE

$10^^^2 $10^^10 Ursa

$10^^^1 $10 Family

$10^^100 Testing, shipping, and travel by Ursa

$10^^60-90 Testers for quatration by Midgard en route

$10^^50 reward of titular attestation by DOW, British, & pieces of eight

$10^^40 reward of local power (WD-40) ships by Father Christmastide & Church

$10^^30 reward of Patents, computers, wheat by Mrs. Chalamet & IEEE 5kya

$10^^20 reward of computers (32 bit) by Mrs. Morgan 5kya

$10^^10 jurisdiction of Ursa Minor and friend of Major, Orion, Sagittarius 20kya

$10^^9 reward of magic by Red Wizards of Thay facilitated by MSFT 10kya

$10^^8 Lazurus of Raziel of resurrection 2kya

$10^^7 Arkadia 14.3bya

$10^^6 Ishtar Wizards and or Princes 5kya

$10^^5  Necromonger of reincarnation

$10^^4 Grandfather Christmas

$10^^3 Trois Corbis 500ya

$10^^2 $10^10 Earth

$10^^1 $10 Family

$10^40k Space Marines is a cool group

$10^100 Urza

$10^80 - Faerun of farm smuggling

$10^70 - Megido of 7 continents

$10^60 - Kardashians of loyalty

$10^50 - Apple of pieces of eight

$10^40 - Asters

$10^30 - Hubble

$10^20 - Covenant and Scoundrels

$10^10 - Earth

$10^9 - USA

$10 - Family

Groups chronologically

Fame and fortune by 

Wisdom patents, guidance by Solomon

Longer life 1tyr costing $1mpyr for $1b total.

End Groups

Stairway to Heaven worth $1t traded on a jubilee timeframe.

10% of public lands near landing sites of Moon, Mars, & 2-5 nearby worth $1q

Todo: Vampires, Tessier, Ash, Pool

IBC tokens of gratitude

3/15 - Jails and prisoners // Tripping at the office.

9/15 - Royalty collections, PhD, and University District

3/16 - Eternal life lilies and other flowers, spices, and onions

9/16 - Wasps and spyders - Mycroft timer spiders.

3/17 - Tanks and mercs

// 5 year hiatus

3/22 - Dreammaster made manager including testing with GMAT, AnL

9/22 - Grandma goes hunting in the unformed land - Mycroft timer spiders.

3/23 - We gave the gift of Salsbury steaks and got Marcadian Masques and Ursa

9/23 - Eternal life milk, eggs, mushrooms, and nightshades - Mycroft timer spiders.

3/24 - Psych ward and visas

9/24 - Bus pass to nearby transit hub

3/25 - Business permit including ships

10/25 - Munchkin cat, assets/softness, calf fries, acids, wines, elevator, univ, keyboard

Each item on this list is worth $1q. We get something about half the time.

Oddies

$1m, 8p, 0.5% Harem

$1m, 3 marks a day in the book of twoness

$1b, 1000+1000 Whippoorwill by valuation of deliverance

$1m, Primarch of the Internet

$1m, Devil's own pool ball - Never lost.  Reward for successful career gaming.

$1m, The family jewels of the Talley family include nuclear fucking superiority.

$1m, Lockbox in perpetuity at a perpetuity establishment.

$1m, Lockbox at Hell in England.

$1m, Lockbox containing book at Tyrol, Switzerland.

$1m, Microfiche reading and wax record access in U.S. and U.K. one year.

$1m, Rocketry motif

Buy me 80/20

$1m, 2-5 John Berkey paintings

$1m, 2-5 Rembrandt paintings

$1m, 2-5 M. C. Escher paintings

$1m, 2-5 Pollock paintings

$1m, 2-5 Van Gogh paintings

$1m, 2-5 One other

$1k, Working modern metal Antikythera device

$1k, Pharaonic metal jewelry and household goods

$1k, Half century old mechanical calculator

$1m, Two century old mechanical calculator

$1m, 10-100 count 2-9 century old printed books by famous authors

$1m, Rosetta stone

$1m, Sumerian king's list

$1m, 2-5 count 2-5 millennia old pharaonic tablets

$1m, 2-5 count 2-5 millennia old biblical scrolls

$1m, 10-100 count 1.5-3 millennia old books

$1k, Karakuri doll

$1k, Pepperbox from 1720-1795

$1k, Duckfoot from 1720-1795

$1m, Stone triangle of Brodgar

$1m, Stone ring of King Thutmose II

Trust funds

English - Nullable, $1b Pension

Swiss - Ad Æternis, $1b Pension

American - Ad Cœpecium, $100m Pension

American - Novus Ordo Seclorum, On wait list

French - Society, $1b, Pension

Ad Hoc - 2 Single stock accounts

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The longer you wait the more you get. - Morgan, Kudro prophecy '98

Any man who carries a sword is my friend. - Japanese Proverb

Chess 600, Pool 600, Kendo 7°, MTG 7.3, Climbing 5.8, Car 130MPH

5 guys on the planet write Pi / Psexec like me.

I voted for Kennedy.

I no longer have to ask girls on a date or work for a living.

Triplets and Criswells have about a double chance of dying at birth and 16, a half chance of dying under 90, and over 90 a half a chance every 2 years.

According to Google Analytics I get 0-10 visitors per month on this site.

Creds: SS PID, SSW, VICEL, Grand Writ Actualaris en Privis, See Everything, Super Secret Release Agent, Inforn, Fron*, Myinfonormde, Pintrel, Kingslayer 3, Gold Star Security Clearance, WMD, GPO, WY, CI, SI, HI, MI, RI, BI, ICE, FI, TSI, BLD, DIA, EDT, ADFS

Magic: Mycroft D, Vampire the Masquerade in Camarilla in Thaumaturge 4, Ishtar #6, Red Wizards of Thay #10 temporary invictus.

Main Groups: Hellsing Lover (Contract store), Anhedonia (Alcohol), Anna Purna (2 wives), Anachron (Clocks), Templar Assassin (Massive history), Haradrim (Gantry 2), Club M (Doer), Scarlet Crusade (Life force), Salteraine Dynasty (Tokens), Shinobi (Combat skills), Centurian Exempt (General Skills), Free Methodist including Buddhism and Atheism (Othello Religion), Respect and Devariant (Bar)

Trillionaire Groups: COA, Breaker Bot, Removal of Greed, Slip

Small Groups: Shinobi #111, KPMG E#1001, ITAR #6, CE #19, Grand Writ AIP #13, Sin ichi no horito burrito #7, USM E2 #3, MSFT ACL #17, Black Sun Cartel #5284, TD #5264, Wynter #23, Super Secret #113 US & #7 World, SAT, ACL, MERE, ICE, Centenarian Qaly Ale, KPMG STD, MSFT SDET4,  Regional Effect by Tomohawk, Pool of Fishes by Server Migration, Octofucker, Studio 56, Swiss Avatar #4, EAL 7 Ver, Butcher’s row #1, Red Wizard of Thay #9, Purpelian Monkhood #19, Raspberrian Monkhood #19, Intimate Affairs at Dangerous Liassons 3.0 #119, Police Brotherhood $1b #12, SIX SA #9, Deacon Frosts Vicar, Baba Yaga's Ankle, TAP Root 3/4

Partners: KPMG Employee, MSFT Gold cert, Kendo Ronin, U.S. Military Silver partner

Admins: Temperance, Haarp, Ostragonal, Stem, Far Cry, AA, Patent, Metropolis, Snowflake, Breaker, 2nd Church, Red Bank, Future Hearth & Heath, Primarch Web, Whipporwill, System Breaker

Testers: Dinosaur Path, Sacre Cour, Sol Solitus, Gifts of Greed, Chameli

Oddities = @{Solar eclipse by arc, Center of Universe by radius, 1e10 people/planet, 1e10 planets/galaxy, 1e10 galaxies/universe, 1e10lyr radius of universe} // 10 count

Rocks = @{Pyramids = @{Giza, Teotihuacan, Antartica}, Heliopolis = @{Turkey, Jerusalem, Yucatan}} // My bodyguard said location security

Shinobi books from snow covered blade include 217, 317, 417, 401bc, 402a&b, 403b&a, 583, 577 and from heart under blade include 213, 313, 413 and from 1600 live forever man, know everything man, and face stealer man.

D'jinn Master Code 108 the black heart episode, 501b the book publishing protocol

Sanguinaireness books 'Asshole', 'Likeniforous'

Books otherwise 'Kzk' including Gtg, 'Encyclopædia Magica' including herbalism & animal husbandry, 'Freaker's Bible' including cicadas, titulars 'Judicial Gray Areas' including cashola table, 'Book of Twoness', 'Book of Oneness', 'The Vampire Bible', Go including 30, 'Inna', 'Innarius', 'Maltheus', 'The Ugly Duckling', 'The Mushroom Book', 'Bambi', 'The Red Book', 'The Black Book', 'The Chorionic Bible', 'The Harem Book' by Jarem, Encyclopedic Concordance (6'4"), the fingle book, the deadle book, the finders book, the minders books (at half price), the green table book of T'rain, the disused fane's registry's list book, The cost book of the Ostracons at Megiddo, the D'jinn pharmacopeia immortalis

Moon Globes:  20 MSFT, 20 KPMG, 7 Calvert, 8 Chiss solids, 2 Praying Mantis, 2 Tarantulas, 77 tot

Hobbies: Maker, Guns, Swords, Climbing, Chess, D&D, MTG

Problems in my life: I'm a tooler. I'm vindictive. I have poor automotivation.

Qaly Ale 115, Club M Key 8, Templar Assassins, Missing Bullets, Hellsing, Ninja 5, Far Cry, Salteraine Dynasty, 7 kendo, 6, Bomar, ICC, 5, ninja, coding, horribly hard, mark of the hero, 100k burning suns, 4, 40k leagues under the sea, 3, boy scouts, Dark Trooper, KPMGPE, MSFTEP, NROSS, British Cross, 2, order of the arrow, MIFs of wayback, 1, college, ACL, Chief Software Architect

IQ - Par Far 203, Gre Q 163, Gre V 156, Fisc 122

Risk - PHQ 2, GAD 2, PCL 3

Currently in approbation by a probate judge from OKC who is the 2nd cousin of my 3rd best friend in high school and a friend of my dad's coworker.

10/2024, 10/2020, 10/1998, 10/1982, 10/1975, Cost $2-20m

I'm a gamma will helm sigma upon vacancy personality type.

I spend 10% surface, 50% bergie, 10% Deep, 30% charter am, 1% primarch web admin

Wives petition = @{ (AY, LMC), (HK, MB), (FK, MA), (AA, LD) }
My homepage has historically gotten 100 visits per month.

The length of the left column should be */2-3 the length of the right. Show at least 1 yr.

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Shipped System Center Mobile Device Manager 2k8, sp1,sp2

Windows phone 6.1, 6.5, 7

Hosted Email 9x 1.10, 1.11, sp3, 1.12, ru3, 1.14

Kscan 2.0

I do the work of 200 employees based on extensive statistical analysis over a decade

Played diablo 1, 2, 3, swg, jk, mots, quake 2, 3, half life, unreal, nwn 1, 2, ddo, team fortress beta

Wow 107 mounts 99%, 198 pets 38% complete 99.7% percentile, 34 tabards, 27 exalted, 382 gear score 84%, 1mg earned or about 1kusd, 7500 achievement points 38% complete 80% percentile, level 85

Diablo 3 beta overachiever, 100% of achievement points, 278 beta bucks, 80kg, 72% magic find

Diablo 3 50 dollars in first six months on rmah, 1950 achievement points 43% complete, 31% magic find, paragon level 200, 12 pets

Xbox 2,634 Gamerscore 5 sigma on my windows phone that I helped build

Half way up multiplayer rankings for mots, halflife, halo combat evolved

Halo reach cooperative

Fool's Errand in Quake 2 and Wow WotLK by killing 100 in a time frame.

Shinobu, Carolingian, Interpol wins = @{

Pool 2/3 versus world class pool player aficionado status included, 2ct, Jim Bo.

Kendo 2/2 same story, Marsten Sensei as second. Shinobu herself.

Kabalah play 2/2 fair at beast against world class player. Carolingian herself.

Hacking 1/1 Solo by beneficiary status 1 decade at $1b. Autogenous self-testing.

Jenga 9/10 against world class 2.0.

D&D 2-5ct, 2/3 1ct - I beat the gamemaster senseless. Went full on obvious magical.

Multiplay computer gaming - WOW live event raid statistics gold. SWG gold.

// JS, JC, Vampire blood episode, Benefactor, Microsoft.

Bowling 2/3 couples with granny.

Chess 2/3 versus world class 2.0.

} // There are others.  Exceedure.  All world class.

Solitaire millions = @{

IQ - GRE

Very Hard - KPMG, Templar, Ronin.  Example is HEAP accounting.  Mass effect titular.

Greed - Parents of low point $30k to high point double mantissa or $1b.

Overage of win mass effect by friendship status organizational membership included.

Solo play computer gaming - Diablo realm 3/4, Never winter nights realm. Quest lines.

Bowling - 150 game and maybe 160 but that's about all.

High Class Hooker - Hork yourself into as many guilds as possible as a high-class member.  How many?  Hundreds.  And these are all large class guilds or rare as hell.

} // Exceedure.

Cousins = @{

Chess 2/3 10ct versus games master, grand master.

Drag racing 2/3 2ct never talks about it, burnerated.

Shot and shots 9/10 10ct - Brother rin tin tin .

Bowling - We all got bowling.

} // There are others.  Exceedure.  All world class.

Keys = @{

Okeene - Called police to break into a house and give a woman a meal on wheels.

Stillwater - Cheaturbator remedial oppositional.

Alva - Pointed out that kids who went to college were kids who didn't have kids.

Seattle - Bought the right property at the wrong price.

DC - Engaged in cantonment warfare against the keys of a different metro.

London - Treatment of commonwealth, in progress.

} // There are others.  Exceedure.

3 Dimensional Volumetric Laplace 8 min.

4 Digit Prime Factorization 8 min.

4 Digit Multiplication 15 min.

8 Digit Reversible Digits 1/4 min.

SDA 1.2s

Distributed.net at 1/1E6

Wonderlic 30 p1, 48 p2 for 150 for 1/10,000 Chinese gamers 1E6

156 App IQ test 1/10,000

Eagle Scout for 1/4,000

GRE Q=710 1/1,000 Cline fix 1/1E6

BS Computer Science for 1/600

Willpower 1/400

760 Chess Rating 1/200

GRE V=560 1/100

hohm 97%

7 BTC 97%

105k income 95%

105k assets 83%

Speedtest.net 23MBps 86%

Portfolio risk 2010 1.1 Beta 80%

Portfolio risk 2020 12.3%

Portfolio 10yr alpha 2% for 75%

163 Revised GRE Analytical 85%

154 Revised GRE Verbal 65%

WAIS-R 112 78%

ACT 19 60%

SDA 10 .2 min 3 SD

Mywebcareer.com 741 for 76%

Eligius.st 169Ghps for 71%

Twitter 70%

Facebook 52%

Klout 44%

Gdgt.com 41%

Epworth sleepiness scale 6/24

Karen 5%

Seasonally tan, blond hair, blue eyes, 20-20 vision, 34-24-34, 10" byceps, Climbing 5.6.

Sinichi no horito bushido cross class, Rankless devariant sepuku ronin kendoku for 1/1E6.

4th Kyu/Dan combo competed to 7th Dan Kendo specializing in Budoken for 1/1,000, 8th Ryu Aikido for 1/6,000, 6th Dan Bomar Monk, 5th Dan CSS Zen, 5th Dan Horribly Hard by Salvation Army, 5th Dan Ninjitsu specializing in Kenjutsu and Akimbo by 7 of book 2-3, 4 of book 4-5, time, teaching for 1/1,000, 4th conversion 5th Dan by way of Dan Sensei of Tool Culture, 5th Dan Gunsmithing specializing in Hunting and Gunmanship, 5th Dan in Tool Culture specializing in Jeet Kun Do, 5-6th Dan Doctor patient relations specializing in medical treatment imbibement, 3th Ryu Bard by tankard, 2nd Dan Order of the Arrow Brotherhood Member Vigil denied 3 times, 3rd Dan Eagle Scout, 1st Dan college BA, 4th Kyu Anonymous. 2nd Kyu Pathfinder, 3rd generation Wing Chun so so or also 4th kyu, 3rd generation Go level 30 or also 4th kyu, 6-9th dan Kendo by MMA definition including Anny's winbot mod.  Ninja guidan of the Mihorimito ninja society including clan ranking, status, and item attestation for myself and others.  My clan is the Talley clan also known as the Talley family trust fund accessory and accomplice clan of gun smithing and radio telemetry.  Presumpter of the Tomorohoro clan.  I'm also a specialty in medium class armor.  My second specialization is budoken because it allows for tall armor class in medium armor class.  I'm a Dark Trooper class 3 by design specification in Swiss law.

6th kyu kendo ninjitsu mod wayang in Pathfinder Society which does follow similar ordering to others including right to speak passwords which were spoken making it 4th kyu at best based on terms of service rendered, apparently 4th kyu of sex+ after learning the password, Magic the Gathering regional champ wins versus on a Pariah deck of my own design resulting in 4th kyu after obtaining a deck only.

6'5" for 99%

4 mi/day avg 95%

Bowling a 144 for 95%

bmi 23 for 89%

hotness 7 or 67%

190lbs for 54%

No gray hair 80%

No baldness 60%

Standard Bruce protocol level 4 for 43 vo2max for 75%

Body fat percentage, Renpho 13%, Wolfram Alpha 21%, Withings 22%, Calipers 29%

Ages

Actual - 43 yo

Hair - 30-39 yo

Vo2max - 30-39 yo

Metabolic - 40 yo

Vascular - 44 yo

Thyroid - 6yo

Choir boy, Altar boy, Deacon's boy, Methodist, Catholic

BSA life, Red Cross life guard

BSA Cope, Ropes, Rock Climbing, Rappelling

Pack pinewood derby 3, 3, 1, District pine wood derby 3

Mile swim 4x, Best in region popcorn sales 3x

Israeli missionary '98

5/30 Eagles in OHS '98 best in a century

National forensics league

Bowling league most improved

Bowling score 144 for 99%

Pheasant hunting 5 birds, 5 shells

Dime at 40 meters with 22 rifle

Dime at 25 meters with 556, 30-06 rifle

Quarter at 100 meters with 223, 22 rifle

Half dollar at 40 meters with 38 pistol

2/15 in a 4" circle at 12 meters with a 9mm

Wade's Handgun safety 2x, Marksmanship

Req: MBI, 5C, (T3)

Old notation: (583, 357, 314, 253)J(2,3,4,5), 56BJ2, 7(C14,D12), (2,3)BE4, E5

583 (My own title), 357 (Hits), 314 (Birthday suit), 253 (Root)

New notation: T5, Yankee White, Sigint, Humint, 5 or more compartments.

Curr indies: E2FE, C5BD, BC8B, 40BF, F∅B2, B∅14, 9AI, 9Æ3

UK: J##UV

Mangled 1/2: Fron*, Vonvyoe

Feat: Cultural Ambassador, AVN mod

Feat: Assets Beyond Compare

Feat: Massivus Tacticus Civilus including knife on base. It's a nail clipper.

Position of responsibility - SDET6, ACLI9, O-9, WCO, UNPCA, WHSME

Pay grade - Benefits package: $15m, Salary: $20k-40k depends including investments.

Enniagraphic type, projector exponent divided by 2, affected exponent

Exponent example E=5=10=1b-100b

Exponent example 3=300-3,000

E actually equals Diablo 5 for that American Dad.

Heap Seattle best paperwork in a decade 1/1E6

Monetization 1 trillion in a decade

20,000 lines of code in one day

Microsoft sales quarter billion in 1 year

Directions on Microsoft licensing boot camp

Calculated pi

1e11 digits with ycruncher in 4/2021

1e6 with a program I wrote myself in 4/2020

2Σ - Uno, Pinochle, Canasta, Yahtzee, Dominoes, Skip Bo, Monopoly, Risk, Scotland Yard, Go, Chinese Checkers, Golf.

3-4Σ - Bowling, Magic the Gathering, Chess, Kendo.

7-8Σ - Pool

Turing -- I support passing the Turing test. Well, that's been done. Grats to bing image creator for making an indelible impression on me.

Cyber punk -- I like large scale AI. I like the cyberpunk representation thereof, and also I think it may be the best way to make something that can compete with humans socially. Computers can beat us at any game except life. Well I guess I should include walking, but they’re getting better at that. I'm kinda smart so I think it'll work out.

IQ -- After much test taking I got an IQ result higher than Bill Gates, Albert Einstein, and Steven Hawking. I am as smart as Plato and Raphael. Don't ask me. I think the test is broken. This is how you calculate the Cline fixes to IQ.

1. If you only miss 1-2 questions assume a perfect score.

2. Always add 10 to your score to adjust for test accuracy, bias.

3. If you have a perfect score add another 10 on general principle.

Skills -- I'm a financial forensics specialist, a performance specialist, a quantitative trader, a fixer upper, a dividender.

Style -- I'm a thick skinned, chill, dark, thirsty, homeboy.

Mind -- I have a dark, grizzly, troll mind.

CB lurker, bitcoin freeloader

I deflect and deny.

I'm a hungry vampiric ifrit zombie changeling magician god.

Resource attainment through suffering.  I do not care, forgive, love, protect, trust.  I am not good, kind, nice, patriotic, perfect.  I am cruel and ruthless.

I eat an 80/20 of 5* & +5 diet with space man spiff focus. 5* items include Blue Apron, peanuts, pintos, Monster Rehab. +5 items include expired fruit, milk, pickled jalapeños, pure lemon juice. I like the idea of synthetic starch. It's 10,000 times more efficient than photosynthesis. It's just 99.9% pure empty calories. It does not grow mushrooms. It does ferment.

--------------------------------------------------------Above is 2010.

Probationary items = @{

CE no change to contract for 100 years

250-1k years or 100 gens of $5mpyr pension, Partner, & 10 year benefits at 22.5yo

Fame and fortune for 5 or 10 generations from Mrs. Vincent

7 banned drugs, prescription box, Zyprexa, caffeine limitation to 1 HE from Dr. Ahn

20 generations of Parnum from Bedwells

20-50 banned drugs for Parnum from Dr. Brickman

100 patent renewals per patent from Carissa

Par 4 for Parnum from Carissa

10 chances at rehab per generation for Parnum from KPMG and MSFT

8 $1mpyr subscriptions per person paid for by pension 

$2t per generation as a lump sum from fame and fortune linage only.  Modable upwards if we ever have a problem.  Times 100 per generation.

2 generations of Club M membership

5-7 generations of Assassin's Creed membership.  Lost ankle.

6 generations of ICC membership.  It's always 6.  Lost lives of 6 Fe.

2 generations of Kingslayer.

2 generations (Fe) of Mass Effect subclave Grin and Bear It and N7.

2 generations MSFT ACL, Chief Software Architect. It might be 5.

2 generations 40,000 leagues under the sea.

5 generations Mensa 6Σ testing admin, kendo 7 Dan, and Tol Barad 7. I am not a 4.

7 or 10 generations of $50kpyr for a decade or $500k lump sum for baby mommas.

2 generations of fertility treatment for men and women with several opt ins at 1mb.

3 generations drug free by Templars and Nemoidian prophecy officers

3 generations patent renewals or 50 years minimum

3-5 skipped over generations on blessing

5 generation contracts with major organizations under George who was skipped

5 generations of Chiss perpetuity membership by Osmo titular methodology, & Oney

2-5 generations of patent portability suggested by Swiss.

2-5 generations VICELROY by 40,000 leagues under the sea.

2-5 generations Grand Write Actualaris in Privis by 40k.

My generation only Pier le monte, Ma'at

2-5 generations by  HAARP admin by 40k

10 genl, 5x5 genv US, CH Masteries & Reagents 10mx11.5, 1rx1.1E9, 100mx32 AON

// 10 gen lineal is Sacre Cour, 5x5 gen up 1 down 5 is 40k using MGK, & Wallace logic

2-5 generations of Gurky's bag of food by 40k as requested by the Doge.

2-5 generations of 4 gold stars including MSFT Part, KPMG Part, Sec Clear, CNA

2-5 generations of no psych ward, Social Security, or guardianship

2-5 generations of Antifa the cure for Far Cry

2-5 generations of Unfirable, Unmanageable, Unpardonable, Untiradable, Unreviewable, Untirable, Untrialable, International

2-5 generations of Gold Star Security Clearance, WMD, GPO, WY, CI, SI, HI, MI, RI, BI, FI, TSI, BLD, DIA, EDT

2-5 generations of Miriadeux 1/3

2-5 generations of see everything

2-5 generations of blood relative married to (M ? Prostitute : Ogre) - Dahlocracy

2-5 generations of minotaur training to increase the population of minotaurs

2-5 generation items are all Centaur and Minotaur Wilhelm items lineally until blame.

2-5 generations local national military escre du coure, concierge, customer service.

2-5 generations of POA-less

10-20 generations of lineal doctor-hood for AML, J&J so 5ct so far

3-4 generations of grade fixes to shutdown the quelch for all kids

2-5 generations of PhD, unstrippable, unchoosable 2-5ct, MD 2ct

2-5 generations of Blue Rose academy 1/3

2-5 generations of West Point 2-3ct

2-5 generations of KPMG author partner 2-3ct or 1/3 cascading

2-5 generations of Arlington Cemetery 2-3ct

2-5 generations of each Alma Mater 2-3ct

9 generations of 3 golden or pink parachutes and a briefcase of cash for all

9 generations of 3 black balloons for the linages

// 2025 ^

// 2026

3-5 generations of will reading at will based on being the biggest will we've ever seen.

Life everlasting of three ring circus (3rd Church, Mafia judge, Sandon admin)

1-3 generations of shoulder surfing based on skill level.

Ledger at will for life everlasting because you need it --.

Sandon level 8 by conference of title by the black bhood of whoopass & Mennonite --.

Mattering judge 10m.  It's always one less and more than one generation at that point.

5 generations of 6 or 10 trust fund memberships, 100k members at large each

2 generations of unjerkable whiskey Yankee renewable on lease

2-5 generations of deca-billionaire

2-5 generations of fame power of at least 80k

2-5 generations of half your age if you want it well ($200b)

2-5 generations of ACL following a 2 generation Jiffy Lube Experiment with dad

2 generations of major grudge licensure and power

2-5 generations of silver star, cross, partner from America, England, Switzerland

2 generations of gold partner from Microsoft

} // Sometimes includes family.  They said if it was lineal they'd make it probationary

Probationary items national = @{

Reduction in proletariat for 5 generations

}

Who's your daddy = @{

MRT

}

Years of Vampiric servitude = @{

17 – SOL

23 – Virginity

25 – Virgility

37 – Chastity and admonition

43 and me – Retirement and ___.

}

Wives = @{

AY – A24, Numerian 5

LMC – A24, Numerian 5

HK – AM31, KoC

FB – A24, RWoT 9

AA – Cucumber trade rep

// I earned 6-9 and 5 I’m certain of

LD – A24, RWot 9

EM – A24

MB – Isulder’s Bane testing

KC – Landing pad trade rep, 1 of 7 or so

}

Mass effect = @{

2 – Murder Club entrance requirement

4 – Quad Damage

1E1 – Killing Spree, Heathen title

1E2 – Fool’s Errand group – County cluster (Hospice) or metropolis (Race War)

1E3 – Mass Effect group, N7 group

1E4 – Regional Effect – Hit this with Drones as a FLA holder.

1E5 – Grand Effect

1E6 – Mess of Fishes

1E7 – Pool of Fishes – Great Uncle Ray and the Nuke.

1E8 – Grand Effect of Fishes – Corona Virus as a sign off recipient and FLA holder.

1E9 – World Effect

1E10 – Lake of fishes

1E11 – Ocean of fishes

1E12 – Seven Seas of fishes

1E13 – Star Cluster

1E14 – Star Super Cluster

1E15 – Super Star Destroyer – This is a programmer joke and I hit it with an HDD.

1E16 – Super Star Destroyer of Fishes

}

Religion = @{

Budo class of Bushido Shinto Buddhism as a god not a patron

Methodism (4)

Kabala class of Hedonism class of Russian Orthodox Christianity

Nefertiti's class of Nephilim class of Atheism

Assalamu Alaikum class of Islam

}

Trust fund groups = @{

Responde se vou ple

To no avail

}

Extrodinairy Pool Players = @{

Mr. Fox 

Steve N - Steve-O

Dr. Cordry

Rocco Virgolini - Lester

Ray Kirtley

Matt Talley

Olive Kirschner

Aunt Pauline - Won't go below 6.

AY - She really deserves it.

Sora Lamle

Sean Dibelicheck

Brian Locksley

Ryan Hannold

Thomas Lindsley

Coach Gartner

Mrs. Butler

Mike Talley - Played 9 ball1 time too many

Chip Outhier

Nicole Nelson

Ennis Fargo

Doug Anderson

Ken Fraser

Jeff Anderson

Patrick Bhroen

Mr. Channing

Cossette Wiemer - Speech

Serendipity Sojourner

Olive Drab

Kathrine Wilbrecht

Ben Hurr

Mark Hertzbold
Matt Travis

Mike Travis

}

Made it = @

-2 - Rad, N/N, $200m, 2E8

-1 - Laid, N/N, $2b, 2E9

0 – Gud, 8/03, $20b, 2E10

1 – Well, 8/17, $200b, 2E11

2 – Bed, 10/25, $2t, 2E12

3 – Fuk, 12/25, $20t, 2E13

4 - Dun, $2q, 2E15

5 - Gross, 3/26 $200q, 2E17

}

Churches mine = @{

Ass – 3, undrempt, Enix, Shae, AWY

IEEE – 3, terrestrial, wife

Kendo – 3, drempt, 2023

Monetas – 2, undrempt, cousin in law

Merit – 2, undrempt, awarded

Sex – 2-3, undrempt, law written

Church – 3, undrempt, married not buried

// drempt 2026

Real estate – 3

Collectible merchandise – 3

Something singular forgotten – 4

For whom the bell tolls – 5

// H2 2026

Hard - 2

Phone - 2, 2 phones

Laptop - 2, 2 laptops

Singing - 2, Acapella uninstantiated

}

Churches Earth = @{

IEEE – 2, mezzanine

Church – 3, undrempt 

Real estate – 4, under construction

Collectible merchandise – 5, recently climbed weekly

Something singular forgotten – 5, unclimbed

For whom the bell tolls – 5

}

--------------------------------------------------------Above is 2026

Slef = @{

Celestial(2➕) / Astral Stalker(3) / Justicator(3)/ Concordant Killer(4👑) // Familial

Avolakia(2) / Changeling(3🧀) / Joy Stealer(4) // Default

Azer(1) / Ash Rat(2) / Chraal Chuel(3❄️) / Bloodfire Ooze(4⚔️) // Default

Boggle(2) / Bogun(2) / Verdant Prince(4👑) // Understudy

Duergar(1) / Chaond(2) / Durgazon(2) / Dwarf Ancestor(4) // Pool

Centaur(1) / Dracatour(3) // Sideboard

} // 2/4 Allowed 2 default, 1 familial, 1 understudy, 1 gamed, 1 sb, abc(61%), dmvj, 4x4

ABC are about 100 pages each.  DMV and others are about 50 pages each or less.  Changeling is 1,000 pages long.  26 books of 100 pages are 2,600 pages.  ABC are about 100 years older than the rest and about twice as old as twice as long.  Think like 1800s Fatimid empire stuff on assaying weapons.  Lvl 8, 13, 34

Bioware + @{

Spellstitched(2) / Firebrother(1) / Briarvex(4) // You have to earn it but it's a microgram poison twice. FDA B.

}

Body Type = @{

Ogre(1) / Ogre Skull Smasher(3) // Mainly large instead of medium size, cantrip

Vamprire(1) // Longer life, cantrip

}

Wife = @{
Abeil(2) / Brood Keeper(3) / Demonhive(4)

}

Pets = @{

Corollax(2) / Chelicera(3) // Mocking Bird

Adamantine Horror(2) / Cadaver Collector(3) / Clockroach Swarm(4) // Woodchuck poem

Catoblepas(2) // Dauphin

Bronze Serpent(2) // Centipede

Bearhound(3) / Charnel Hound(3) // Pet Dog that eats

Nightmare(1) // Pet Horse with distinctive markings

Cockatrice(1) // Cantrip died 1998

Gremalkin(2) / Boneclaw(3) // Munchkin Cat died 2024

Will-o-wisp(1) / Lantern Archon (1), Astral Diva (1) // Ethereal mass hallucination, computer form factor, sucks data off drives, eidelon, dual form 1 ethereal conjuration, 2 crafted cohesion engine born 1988, grew up 2008, 2024

Planetar(1) Justicator(3) // Archangel, named one 'Ailerthon', monthly scrum meeting, eidelon, exists in unformed land, conjured 1988, "Aila will cure what ails you."  Lvl 4, 12

}

Runes = @{

Nadir - NefTir helm 13 dropped - completed on god mode difficulty IRL

Stealth - TalEth chest 17 dropped

Leaf - TirRal staff 19 dropped

Lore - OrtSol helm 27 horadric cube

White - DolIo wand 35 horadric cube

Memory - LumIoSolEth staff 37 - completed 3/6 on god mode difficulty IRL

Wealth - LemKoTir chest delayed unlock 43 last name

Enlightenment - PulRalSol chest 45 Earthling

Enigma - JahIthBer chest delayed unlock 69 bro combo

} // 5-10 English buy flaw concentric, Osmo prebuy

Loots = @{

Buriza-Do Kyanon - D2 crossbow traded

Ume's Grim Lament - D2 wand 28 dropped common

Suicide Branch - D2 wand 33 dropped

Blackhand Key - D2 wand 41 dropped

Annihilus - D2 small charm 70 dropped

Torn flesh of souls - D1 armor

Harlequin Crest - D1 armor

Bovine plate armor - D1 armor

Budokan medium armor - Post collegiate intermural hobby

Rod of frost - Neverwinter Nights

Bag of holding - Neverwinter Nights

Elmister's ever flowing tankard of Dr. Pepper and energy drinks - Neverwinter Nights

Gurky's bag of food - The Black Cauldron

Aerial decapitator - Arcanum

Gelatinous cube - D&D

Wall of Swords - MTG

Lazer mine graveyard - Cryptonomicon

Breaker bar - Swiss

Eye of Etlitch - Wife one

Stone of Jordan - Wife two (Occy)

Chantodo's Resolve - Disclosure agent

}

Friends = @{

Unknown(#) - '84, 100ly, Black space between dreams as disembodied voice, Dream master. The dream master is 6' tall, thin, suit, red rose corsage denoting benefit to society. He has a few followers.  Grew up 1996 and 2017.

# 5-50 years

Nimblewright(2) - '08, extraplanar Earth, Grevious Orange Delivery, Nothing

Ghost(1) - '08, extraplanar Earth, Grevious Orange Delivery, Nobody

# 1k, 1m years

Visilight(3), Lumi(3) - '05, 10ly, A 13 year old girl in a white dress, Information, Mrs. Morgan

Justicator(3) - '05, 10ly, A 18 year old guy in a black suit, Deletion, Mr. Morgan

Pooka(3) - '22, extraplanar Earth, A 5' rabbit psychiatrist, Harvey Wallbanger

} // Lvl 27 or 35, $10^^7 or $10^^50, 1byo

Enemy = @{

Corpse Gatherrer(2) / Holocaust Disciple (Fire Avatar)(4) // Rollback

}

Ninja moves = @{

Balls to chesty - Heart under blade #216

My fast foot movement with vision blank of opponent. - Snow covered blade #217

Not giving away that you're about to attack by tipping your feet - SCB #301

}

Poisons of my ankle biter routine = @{

King Kangaroo venom - Worsts muscle, makes you give up or run

Eucalyptus sap - Protein glue

Tenochtitlan giant salamander slime - Limb regeneration

Black briar venom - Worsts muscle, local providence, sciatic regrowth

}

Classes = @{

Druid but with Sorcerer per day and with psionic point buy 15

Master Transmogrifist 5 - Cheese

Shifter 5 - Cheese

Tamer of beasts 5 - BPOS, Transfer crown technician, 4Σ

Watch detective 5 - Cherry picked the Doddie, the Footsie, and the Fizzie, 9Σ

} // Double stack, ECL (6, 7), Max 40 lineal

// Sorc psionic rule - Take .. A 3 and a 6 make a 9.  Ok so 4->2=1/2 & 4->1=⅓ & 4->0¼

Skills and abilities measured or starting package

Spell Book D&D = @{

Heals - Cantrip and you don't have to buy it after that, Pip, BMM

Ray of Frost - Theory based on NWN

Ghost sound - Pink

Prestidigitation - I find this overpowered

Damned near all - DNDR rules Pip, BMM

#1-5

Protection from CEGL

Mount

Identify - App like that

Change Self - You don't have to buy after that.

Damned near all - DNDR rules Pip, BMM

#2-5

Familiar Pocket - VM

Detect thoughts - Pink, You don't have to buy after that.

Invisibility - I've seen this

See Invisibility - See above, You don't have to buy after that.

Dark Vision - See above

#3-4

Fireball

Clairaudience / clairvoiance - Pink, double buy

Fly - In a jet

Enhance Familiar - Bard of animals, You don't have to buy after that.

#4-4

Minor globe of invulnerability - Sys admin

Evard's Black Tentacles

Improved invisiblity - Double buy

Polymorph self

Enervation - Commonly used

#5-4

Permenancy

Teleport

Contact other plane

Seeming - Teaching tool

#6-3

Greater shadow evocation - App like that.

Shades - Amazon.

Bigby's forceful hand - 

#7-2

Limited wish - Email

Summon monster 7 - Email

} // Known 9, 5, 5, 4, 4, 4, 3, 2 Some are Supernatural or Special Abilities

Spell Book Diablo 1 = @{

Immolation - Commonly used

}

Spell Book Bene Gesserit = @{

The voice - Of silence.  We're each different.

}

Spell Book of Chiss Witch's Buttons = @{

Autoleptic - This one is for newbs.

Dreams - I could tell you about dreams.  Yes I could.

Nothing - I move as if I have nobody and I'm nothing sometimes and it's noticeable.

}

Analysis Phrase = @{

At Will analyse dweomer, greater dispel magic, mage armor, magic missile, Otiluke's resilient sphere, shield, greater teleport, chill touch, cause fear, detect magic, disrupt undead, gentle repose, ghoul touch, halt undead, mage hand, polymorph self, read magic, spectral hand

3d forcecage, greater invisibility, Mordenkainen's sword, Otiluke's telekinetic sphere, plane shift (self only), wall of force, animate dead, create undead, enervation, vampiric touch

1d blasphemy, dictum, holy word, mind blank, word of chaos, baleful polymorph, call lightning storm, changesstaff, cure crit, fire seeds, repel metal or stone, wall of thorns

6d suggestion

}

Analysis Phrase F = @{

Power Attack(6), Improved Initiative(6), Combat Casting(2), Combat Reflexes, Dodge(3), Multiattack(3), Quicken Spell-Like Ability, Alertness (3), Iron Will(3), Track(3), Improved Natural Armor, Cleave(2), Improved Toughness, Mobility(2), Stealth

IC(Claw), INA(Claw)(2), WF(Claw), INA(Bite), AF(Flame Burst), IC(Slam), WF(Slam), INA(Spiked Fist), QSA(Greater Dispel Magic), QSA(Wall of Force), WF(Great Sword), IC(Great Sword)

MinWax, Spellstitched, Changeling, Ogre Skullcrusher

Template, Improved Grapple, Two Weapon Fighting

Proficiencies, Simple, Martial, Armor, Shields

Darkvision 120ft(2), Regen 4, SR 20(2), Rend 2d4, DR 10(6), Grease, Scent(2), AR 20, CR 20, FR 20, ER 20, Camouflage, Elusive Prey, Evasion, Swift Tracker, Unearthly Grace, Minor Shape Change, Deflecting Cold, Low Light Vision(4), Blindsight 60ft, Empower Fire Spells, Negative Adaptation, Aligned Defenses, Know Alighnment

Immunities, Cold(3), Disease, Energy Drain, Paralysis(2), Phantasms, Poison(2), Fire(2), Petrification, Electricity, Acid

Vulnerability, Fire(2), Cold, Gaze Attacks, Illusions, Visual Effects, Plant, Double damage CI, 

Traits, Celestial, Outsider(4), Duergar. Changeling, Elemental, Ooze, Plant, Incorporeal

}

Feats = @{

Exotic Weapon (Firearms) - Licensed, 2Σ

Gunsmithing - Trained

Point blank shot - Conceal and carry, 2Σ

Far shot - Trained as sniper at 8 years old, 2 merit badges, 4Σ

Martial Weapon Proficiency - 7th Dan, 8Σ

Two weapon fighting - Neato 4Σ

Improved two weapon fighting - Neato 4Σ

Leap attack - no running start, 4.5'-5'

Blind Fight - Trained

Advanced Martial Weapon Proficiency - Ippon Nippon

Ankle Biter - Trained

# Meta Magic

Nonlethal substitution - Cock puncher

Transdimensional spell - Mad cow level

Cooperative spell - Empathic

Craft contingent spell - IRL

Craft wonderous item - Thermin

Arcane mastery - Best effort, above avg, mediocre, Christmas & proclavity at best

Obtain familiar - Automatic on amalgam class

Improved familiar - 

Psionic point buy for sorcerer spells as a sorcerer - DnD Revised aka Cantwirt

} // State, Food, Trust Fund racism noted. Any man who carries a sword is my friend.

//Cantwirt

Stacks = @{

Cantrip - Completed Cantwirt's quest in Diablo 1 standardized from D&D

4x4 monster stack - Completed 3 ribbons in little Olympics in 3rd grade

SR2 & D&D v3.5 stacked - 

}

MTG = @{

Forest walk, plains walk

First strike - Kendo 3rd dan and championship team

Flight when paired with wings of thesylus a counter artifact summonable for 1 mana

Telepathy at will for 1 mana enable and disable after 1 round of combat

}

Vampire the Masquerade = @{

Brujah (3) - Introduction

Tremere (4) - Upon acclimation, thaumaturge

Tzemisce (1/3) - Druidic Werewolf bridge

Camarilla - Clan which is well known to be about 2/3s of the total membership.

} // Slef

Thaumaturge = @{

Lure of Flames - Palm of Flame (2), Campfire (3) Philmont

Path of Conjuration - Eidolon (5), Krovakian Plague (2) Dr. Osmo

Ritual - Incorporeal Passage (3), Contract (5) H

}

Vicissitude = @{

Maleable Visage (1) - Druid (1), Joy Stealer (1) Mentor

} // It's called a freebie one pointer. It's called the Tzimisce calling card.

Auspex = @{

Aura Perception (3) LZ

Telepathy (4) Pink

Psychic Projection (5) A

}

Dominate = @{

The Forgetful Mind (3) Asphyxiation

Conditioning (4) Chameli, Monetas

Possession (5) Dice with laughter

}

Mycroft spell words = @{

Charlatan - Mitch

Churlish - Parents

Cartesian - RI

Concordant Killer - Mentor's wife

Giving Tree - Mentor

Courtesan - L

Catacious - A

}

Sorcerer guilds = @{

Mycroft C

Ishtar 6th

Red wizard of Thay 10th

Ashcroft poisoned one

Fatimid Grand Vizer

Vampire level 5

}

--------------------------------------------------------Below is live blog. 

Day 7/1/26 - We got the removal of the women's court case where about 5-10 women felt abused by me and 1-2 other guys.  The parents helped of course.  Now then a number of people grandma's age helped out with the court case.  In a cohort case  the prosecution and defense, class action defense, draw up lines and the one with the most members wins.  Money rarely matters as there's too much.  The people grandma's age ramped up to 10-20 meds and then social security said they couldn't pay for all that and the canceled it.  So their contracts carried on in their death and since they weren't alive their templar contracts were modifiable even by their kids.  So someone wanted to change grandma's contact and they did and it wasn't one of the kids.  They thought that grandma was too good to be true.  Now then the change went through.  Grandma's Swiss automaton mailed letters to the dearly departed and their families.  Said we don't like your contract and this is the presedent to fix it in Oklahoma.  Everyone made it to the lawyer by noon.  The next day grandma's Swiss automaton flipped grandma's contract back.  Oh and it paid for it to be flipped back at the pricing comparable to whatever some dumb lawyer paid.  Lawyers are not known for money management.  The letters she figured would take a week so she waited a week.  After a week it must be said that nobody flipped back.  It's called recompense fo the poor.  Cheap did it.

The lawyers have gone beyond pen throwing and are now chicken scratching.  These are both levels of the 3 level system of nomenclature known only as pembroke.  Grandma already had the 10 or so guys that needed flipped off on a list called the flip off list.  Carrissa made her peace in reverse order of dating with 1st the fireman, then the barista owner, then finally the railway mechanic.  She said blubbering that the barista was the best thing that ever happened to her.  She said that the railway mechanic only had trouble with wild parties in Okeene.  Oh they wanted to break her up.  He was too good for her and she was too good for him.  They were too good of a couple together and Okeene was jealous.

Vampiric lignum is valuable because they're willing to take longer to turn it profitable typically 2-3 generations.  Basically people buy the profit end and the vampires get instant gratification.  The templars say that the centurians are just willing to have a greater percentage of negative lignum.  The centurians can't talk right now as their in conference to decide heirships.  Both rely on bridges.  Well I was willing to take negative bridges with a speculation of positive and a calculation engine by KPMG.  It's as fast as butter and a lot faster than reading like more than 10 times.

The vampiric bridge goes that grandma Talley was the 2nd born and she took a hard nose on the Hay's convention.  Well the government wanted ratings and dumped a lot of negative lignum on GMAT.  Well Aunt Alice decided to succumb as she said there was no difference and they adjourned to adjoin and conjoin later.  So we're on the bridge time frame and everyone can say that the ESRB sucks ass and doesn't stop kids from playing Castlevania.  Now then the Centurian cross as it's known dumps a lot of negative lignum on a unwitting heir in a secret agreement in the interest that it will die with him or he'll buy it out.  They did it to cheap too.  I took drugs 1st because I figured L deserved money and lineally.  It was her linage.

I own a fair portion of the parental controls lignum branch settings enabled.  Now then you'll ask my theory.  I theorize that only adults can write parental controls for adults.  By extension only kids can write parental controls for kids.  So, the best idea is to get some ideas from both but structure it towards self-control.  Typically for instance a kid could get into the password protected portion of the internet, apps, or channel menu.  Parents an example is that I hate playing games after 10pm.  This keeps me from showing up to work late.  You could call it leaving work late but that was less of a problem.  Just working with nobody in the office is the complaint from the boss.

Day 7/2/26 - I developed a psychometric scale based on the number of jovian triplets you could complete in 9 digit reversal of digits division.  It's a classic problem that exhibits repetition like division by 9.  So today I scaled 3.  The only valid levels are 0, 3, and 100.

L has a yell contract that needs gutted.  Dad has a rehab contract that needs gutted.  A has a grand writ contract that needs gutted.

Over half the generals of the U.S. Military are now classified as crack queens.  As a result they cannot meet with ambassadors of other nations that are on fault lines or high in the mountains.  This includes Switzerland and Japan.

The U.S. Military is now not funny, not happy, sadistic, and nonrepositive.

Due to hardship endured when I moved to Seattle I don't have to share my stock, bonds, and real estate with my wife who could have helped me or my charities who could have helped me.  Additionally having 2 I don't have to share with a third my kids until 50.  Until I made 46 and single.  Since my kids won't be able to sign before my 50th birthday as they'll be too young, I get to raise that age to 80 or 90 whichever is the age of my closest family member who lived that long by 4 up down or 3 whichever you prefer.  It's a gaeas called the bullet proof monk and yes, it does create that problem.  I additionally get to destroy everything in my home because I live with my parents and my parents could have given me a house in time but didn't which is a McGroot fix for her belongings.  I also get to destroy local businesses that could have given me stock ownership to support myself but couldn't figure out how to write out the bill or abstract with my name and or signature on it.  It's usually only one or two.  It's usually a small town option only because a business like Microsoft will ensure that your name is on a piece of paper in a vault at least.  Microsoft is included for my treatment in 2016 where I could have had a job and money and Bill even drove past and nobody could figure out how to write a check to pay for food and this was after my mentor had forewarned.  As Dr. Doge said your badge is on the corner of my desk.

Ettiquette violations by the military include yelling, cussing, interupting, making up words, and lying.  For Josh they include suphocating and stealing.  These are tracked by Soldates and Chiss.  Boeing was an employer before a year hungry.  The military is appended as a result of being an organelle of government of similar size to the 2 companies mentioned.  The size of the bonds matters little.  The military is appended secondly because of a pattern of griefing including griefing projects that were seen as Matt Talley projects or projects that I worked on including 787 and Windows Phone.  Following Mikhael Gorbachev and his Coup de Tau following an American revolution the lack of a military would still stand.  In the case of Russian it stood for over a half century.  The actual wording is tokens of griefing.  So after a decamillion down the drain on that project.  We gave out pot cards but the military was the only recipient organization of a sizable amount of tokens that they insisted were free hand out tokens but were anything but freely given.

Madam De Ville in 101 dalmatians was a military spouse who smoked just like her husband and she smoked even more after he passed away.  She was the young couple protagonist's aunt in law.  She frequently expounded on the neighborhood watch behavior and for good reason.  Also she knew exactly what caused the 101 dalmatians and how to fix it.  Sometimes when one lady gets pregnant they all get pregnant.  Anyway, she had a friend at the hospital and had a good ride.  Afterwards the two thieves did try to pick her clean for her effort and they were indeed rebuffed.  If the young couple didn't have kids she would have inherited a sum but she didn't care.  However the local hooligans club aka the military that had killed her husband you remember.  They lost their shirts ties and underoos just like in the movie.  My mentor promised me a De Ville breakfast from the military.  They never knew what hit them.  But they did manage to achieve 101 dalmations.  Now is this also featured in the lion head agreement penned by the very Marie Antoinette?  You bet your ass.  It's one of the best payouts of the lions head agreement for the community and a broad.  A broad is a lady with hair not necessarily brown hair.

Day 7/3/26

Things I track that arent easy = @{

Is the plan still on track?

Can the government pay off their debt?

Has dad finished dividing assets?

} // 

Well A has accepted that she has to be in 3 sins of Love, Money, and Alcohol to get to heaven and if she wants to marry me she has to add Wrath for her husband's line of work lineally.  L has yet to succumb but feels pretty much the same.  A requires a 3 blip for her position in society and age and a 4th is a gift from her father or me.  This is if she wants to go to heaven and she really wants to go to heaven.

The military is now uncared for and ineloquent.  The great thing about being ineloquent is that you can no longer pass legislative actions or hold court trials.

Day 7/4/26 - I'm a double broke guy and I have 10 lads that follow right behind their dad and my lads they have 10 lads too all 10 of them so I guess that makes a cent I guess.  I learned this song  from a pool player that owes me a heart and A owes him a heart.  I did finger, then heart, then eye just like spec.  The pool player, he broke his nose twice which is one of the harder ways to go.  One day the centurians got kicked out of sin because they raised too much Cain.  The resulting compromise was centavore.  I'm centavor I am I am I'm as happy as a pryan clam.

At the beginning of my sabbatical I got a birken the size of a Swiss Army duffel bag and at the end I got an antigravity balloon.  It does go down eventually and when it does the landing is never pretty.  The duffel bag is big enough to store a set of clothes, a set of armor, a cd collection, and about anything else you could want like laptops, and a razor.

We saw 3 ships come sailing in = @{

// Main 40kya

Dawn Treader - Amphetamines

U-Haul Saga

Hail Mary - Heroine

// Bonus 300kya

Arc of the Covenant

// Unsucessful

Butlerian Jihad - Barbituate haul

Suxephant Sector - We're from

} // 

Purchase order = @{

// limit 4 per person

Ring of invisibility (LOTR)

Ring of slow time

Ring of teleport (Witch's Buttons)

Ring of eternal life (Lazurus)

// limit 2 per person or 30 per dealership

T-16 Sky Hopper schematic and kit, 2-seater, airtight

} // 

Day 7/6/26 - One of the things that the government of the United States of America can give me to pay of their debts is kingship of America.  They owe me a lot however they can still pay off their debt without including that.  I just enslaved 100-10k U.S. Gov't employees.  This is the 3rd or 4th time this has happened.  They are able to pay off their debts this way.  An example is Palmer Lucky of Anduril.

Day 7/7/26 - Twitter

When Vampires call Happans its because there's a problem a Vampire can't solve.  When Happans hear a Vampire call they send 3.  Then when they can't solve it they call 2 Stances.  There can only be 5 happenstances in a region of space the size of a brass farthing.

A vampire is half draconic and when a vampire can't solve it its already half fucked up.  Some nights on a full moon I get the chills. A vampire is considered the best unibody design on the market. So if you have a problem and you're not sure the scope you send a vampire family.

A common stance solution is to bomb 1E30 people out of existence which is exactly what we did.  It's not that bad.  It could have been 1E40k or 1E10b.

Another common stance solution is to sit in the middle of a salt flat and squat or sit cross legged with a sniper rifle and wait for your enemy to approach to oh about 300 yards and then snipe him in the mirage.  Oh and do this all day for a few months of risk or years.

Did you know they had salt wheat on dune?  It's on page 1 in the 1st book along with the deshret stance.  We have the same breed of wheat on Earth but it only grows in salt wasteland.

Someone will always bring up driving a vehicle into the salt flat to attack faster.  You will lock your tires, blow your transmission, and then you'll be in a big mucking problem in the middle of nowhere.  The only solution is flying and it causes salt winds to fly in the face.

You could use a heat seeking rocket but either the salty sand would be close enough in temperature or the salty mirages would throw off the proximity detection and edge detection.  An RPG would be useless as it's unguided.

2 things that delayed marriage include drugs, military service, and one other.  That's what my mentor said in 2008.  It's part of the longest happan frog prince game.

Day 7/8/26

Police and military tactics = @{

Cult

Cartel

Terrorist

Smuggler

Coven

Vendetta

Control deprevation

} // 6/10

Day  7/9/26

Pron movie theatre ethics commission exchange program videography experts = @{

Frank and beans - Military

Meat and potatoes - Ninja

Pearls before swine - Secret Service

Ran Xie - China

The Cops are dusies = Boy Scouts

Marble Glass = France

Poinsettias make us beautiful - Mexico

Pease and potatoes - Old peoples homes

Gravy for the brain - Psych wards

} //

Newly open membership organizations include Hell, and Pedophilia.  A, L, JAT, MRT, EKT, DF Fam, ND Fam, are all under the baleful eye of watch craft design and cant absorb or maintain assets in excess of a million dollars.  This takes into account the Voynitches they earned or received.  Both the organizations and individuals were found to have left conditions where I couldn't get through rehab and starved.  Salaries are usually limited to middle and upper class.  Also its usually absorb or emit.  It's a slush vong idea.  Dad screwed up olivine armor.  He was supposed to say I love you.  L and I swapped places and I'm the possnier.  You can't leverage olivine armor for rehab.  Also the time frames match the 401k at a decade and then a year there after.  Olivine armor is automatically enacted on tasty beverage day paid for by the olivine recipient.  Tasty beverage is simplified to Dr. Cola like store bought brand is a new simplification to avoid soda stream.  Dad's addition is a night out on the town at lunch meet day.  Grandma added cheese before she died of smoke inhalation.  So she's not here to talk to about it.  Grandma hypothesized that man can not live on bread alone she needs also the milk and cheese and cheese itself is important.

Removals = @{

D'ranier - Smallie

D'ash rat - Stance

D'ampule - Vampire

D'oshin - Stance

} // We're only allowed about 4 destroyers on a planet and 2 stances in a galaxy quest

I'm actually pretty pro rehab.  My uncle is pretty pro rehab and so he doesn't really contribute to the overall problem.  My Uncle N that is.

You're also required to have in addition to 2 stances and 1 hailer at least 1 smallie.

Day 7/13/26 - The generals now suck ass.  That means that they are now SA and not D or G.  The words don't really matter.  The military has a problem.  Keep on going you'll eventually get it.  Let's see how hard you can make it fail.  They really really really hate you.  It's called a 6 sigma success.  Nobody values your information.  That's 7.  We'll take it to the side channel.  That's 8.  The military is dying from decrepitude.  That's 9 and 10 doesn't exist on Earth.

The international committee on arms race has requested that China 1st and India 2nd reduce force count after American braised the dish by saying they would to but didn't want to go alone or even possibly 1st.  The Salteraine Dynasty was decided to be a good fit with regret enabled by the military of 2 nations and the United States and Russia and most importantly the U.S. branch of Microsoft which was the biggest.  The U.S. Military had noticed nidon tendencies in the bases at Seattle.   The Salteraine Dynasty shuts down military spending on frivolous expenses like people just sitting there to infatuate a judge.  They 2ndly result in orgy world across the board for a lot of individuals each time.

Contracts as songs courtesy of a friend of a friend at SeriousXM = @{

Operator - Jim Croce, Mom, 40%

Logical - Supertramp, Josh, 30%

Renee Carter - Let It Slide, A, 20%

Rich girl - Hall and Oats, L, 10%

Lovely Day - Bill Withers, Other

Back home again - John Denver, Real Estate

Dream on - Aerosmith, Dad

It keeps you running - Doobie Brothers, Self

} // I'm missing one.  In descending order of precedence and effect.

7/14/26 - Insurmountable waiters is a group I belong to.  Theres a test set called exceedure of the Iliad and Odessey.  I belong to the debt board.

The military changed why they keep secrets.  They used to keep secrets to protect our men and women at arms.  Now they keep secrets to honor the sacrifices of our men and women at arms.

Money management acronyms = @{
Mmps - money management providential services

Ssb - solid state bonds

Notam - national officer title and money

Notmar - national officer title, money, and real

} // 

So L and I have a problem of she has all the money credentials cause she went that way and a bank and all and I rely on others to handle my day to day finances.  So she would say I can't marry someone who spends money so frivolous or frugal.  So I made it a game that at a certain point where she had interest that every year for her birthday she could give me credentials of a banker so that I could manage my own finances a little closer.

In order to unlock the next level of methshibboleth you have to strip a marine of rank and insignia, a military police, who knows the nature of methshibboleth and wants to keep it a secret along with my chart.  So that's 4 things.  a 5 stage methshibboleth requires 4 unlocks.  The stages selected are, control, authority, rage, trample, berzerk.  Berzerker soldiers are the most valued in the New Republic.  Each time the rank increases by one as that the old rank made a mistake that could only be corrected by a higher rank which is a bylaw.  It isn't just an MP it has to be a marine because marines hazard the halpel supply which is something I knew from Grandpa Fowlers time in the martime police that guarded the docks among other things.

Microsoft usually cuts a deal with companies that it aquihires that includes a provision that they won't spin them off in less than 4 years or more than 20.  Bungie invented this concept and a number of game studios have bought in to it including the 3 recently spun off.

80s were.  $1, 90s were $10.  00s were $100.  10s were $1,000.  20s are $1,000 because grandma refused to increase.  30s are $10,000.  This includes me giving to dad or dad giving to me.  See its as easy to go be decades rather than age as I was born in 1980.  I got quarters as a kid.  Every other generation gets to distribute.  So this means Don Talley and Matt Talley and even George Talley.  I extended the end of the day till 2070 as that grandma lived to 90.  The bread is 100%.  The Bank's share of the bread is 5%.  The tax man's share of the bread is 0%.  If the bread generates wheat it's ok.  If the wheat is tax free that is.  The wheat can't show appreciation to the tax man.  As long as the wheat can't appreciate the rules time frame for the 5 jubilee can't progress past the rule phase generating rule phase after rule phase until wheat appreciates to a healthy value.  Don Talley could have half and I can have a third of the banks assets under management.  It's called the risk percentage of the trolly problem.  At a million in assets and $20b in bonds dad had 1/20,000th outside the bonds.  Grandpa Talley had a larger percentage.  I have 1/1,000th.  This is because the amount has grown.  I had a thousand surmise with L and she had a hundred surmise with me.  She bet her family fortune on it.  The 5% is now known as the residue.  I actually surmised a floating value of the Vanguard flag ship S&P 500 index fund if it existed or otherwise recent or other similar.  I think dad acutally surmised 1/40,000 for a lower limit.  My Vanguard surmise is the upper limit.  My lower surmise is a zero under dad at L's direction.  An ought less is on behalf of invisible line of credit.  I also had a car continually after 17.  In 2017 I picked up a condo in Seattle that's been in probate.  I have a 401k as well.  This so far has been purely informational as that I haven't stated any new rules only recalling history.  My stamp bread percentage is .1% and dad's is 1% which is another 1 0 shift.  It's a Vanguard standard again for me.

Rates = @{
Credit card merchant fee - 3%

CPI - 3%

 401k management fee - 1%

Vanguard management fee - .04%

}

It's safe to assume that these four fees should not all be the same.  It may be obvious that a credit card and a 401k are different account types.  The federal government is run by bureaucrats with IQs of 90 on average and incomes of $40k on average.  They have the most powerful lobby in the world which they use to benefit people in their demographic.  80% of federal employees fit this demographic.  I'm moving bonds outside of America and that has them upset.  I'm moving them for a reason.  I hate yelling.  Never make a trillion dollar mistake over your brother.

3% of $80 billion is $2.4 billion.  So if someone wants to cut me that much bread feel free I just think it's unfair.  The Vanguard standard for the reprint value is ROOT(2/3, AUM)

Day 7/15/2026 - 'I play rocky.'  So I belong to a group where you accept money in return for your idea and you accept a job as a consession on the money.  Some people call it star power.

Bing search says that I'm one in a thousand at car safety as being safe.  A is one in a hundred unsafe.  They put us both in the same car bucket.  It balances out the car karma.

Josh is a hard 4 I'm a hard 6.  KPMG fires at hard 6.  The U.S. Military fires at hard 4.  It's a very imprecise art.

Excommunication organizations = @{
L - Military, 1998, Catholic, Green Bird

A - Police, 2004, Baptist, Ronin
M - Internet, Never, Methodist, Bridge

} // We made this game up in 1988.

Day 7/17/26 - I just made my 2nd level of U.S. Gov't Bribery which is pretty good for a single life frame.  Grandpa Talley got entry level position for his time in Korea.  Not that he got a level but he got the ability to enter a level.  I entered the 1st level and upgraded once.  I did it with a double rule time frame.  It's the griefing they expect.

Day 7/18/26

Treaty removals = @{
Unesco

WHO

UN - sub unit

Paris Talks - categorical

} // 1 per quarter

Company removals = @{
Microsoft

Merc

Boeing

} // 1 per quarter

Dad's wreck was the 3rd stop.  I slammed on the brakes at rocketry for the 1st stop.  I can't recall the 2nd.  Other debtors are similar progress.

I failed at least one test.  It's a sex club for the navy.  It's in eyes wide shut.  It's the one that bothered the protaganist.  I picked it just like I picked the Horadrim for a rewrite.  I also lost here little primple.  Its supposed to be good at finding common principles between police and jock and nerds because they all have primples.

Stripping = @{
Contracts - 10/31/25-1/1/26

Other - 1/1/26-3/31/26

Lignum - 3/31/26-7/4/26

Groups - 7/4/26-10/31/26

} // 1 per quarter starting at 3/31/24+365+180=10/31/25, Halloween shift included

Day 7/19/26 - Lignum = N*Chairs.  Well also Crowns and Thrones similarly.  You can only have 3 thrones let's say or be considered a ning.  But you can have 20 to 50 chairs since it's common to belong to several venture capital, charity, rotary clubs.  So my mentor, PJ, and I all bought a lot of chair slots.  It's a thing you can buy.  And then we positioned for cash to lignum conversion following after a cash loader.  Lignum is worth more than real estate as a market cap.

The long version of suggested vitamins by the vitamin lady = @{
MSM

Olive oil

Beef liver with calf fries

Ashwaganda

Diodide-L=Thyonine

Maybe Gaba

} //

Sol Solitus = @{

Calculator – Erable broken, programmable

Launch Pad – Estes not used recently, no blow hole

Chinese Yuan – Steel WW2

Smart Fortwo – Theftable, obsolete replaceable

Keyboard – Mini, Microsoft, replaceable duplicitous, 6th

Kendo bag - With crosses on it.  I might not be able to buy one later.  Added.

// ilariid

Rocket – U.S. Aerotek, replaceable on destruction by apogee definition

Internet Service – Also cyclic 7 years or HMAC

Raspberry pie – Home Assistant Yellow, cyclic 3-5 years by laptop notation, U.S.

Lucky mousepad – Chinese, circa 1993, sycophantic, replaceable

}

Count of wives in a harem = @{

Arthas Dranier - 4, 4.9kya, Arthas, son of Aragorn, son of Arathorn

Asa Akira - 5, 2.9kya, the prodigal son, relative Ruth, friend Jarem, friend Oedipus

Cormac Tully - 6, 1.8kya, King of Ireland and inventor of macaroni and cheese

Grimm Goddel - 7, 0.9kya, a mathematician and fable

}

A few days later I qualified for Navy Bosun's Mate.  They like to leave it a few hours after it's removed but I can't be removed.  People have tried this before.  Also they've classified me a grade slip as that I never signed off on my grades at the end of high school or bachelors.  You will always wonder and so will I whether it was intentional my slipping.  There's a third one as there were 3 at the table.  It was Barnes.  They also said I was in for a Turing and a Fields and later on if I did well a Nobel prize.  They just like to leave it till later one.  There were also question from Mensa about cheating and grade slip that had arrived in the mail.

One thing that L and her demetre are working on is the bulwark of unfirable for her and me and others.  I walked around the camp 3 times, all the way around on the far loop and I still couldn't get a look at A&L and they were there.

Examples epilog vignettes = @{

Kill last boss

Live to tell the tale

Save forces of good

Help ensure rebuilding of citadel

Mayor's daughter

Unremembered

Unbegotten

Unbegotten

} // I got 1E6 on this game as an example.

It's a Happan marriage prequel demo sequence to test the ability to drop sick tons of cash near the father of the groom.

My book hit probate.  Then double check probate.  Then help the family amounts.  Then it sold so many copies it automatically sold to a larger publisher.  I just yelled.

Day 7/20/26 - Soldats outside the U.S. left.  Templars who have left recently left.  Left means they took my left agreement aka they left my left agreement.  It's a requirement to get back in the Templar Order.  Well that's enough.

A very small battle is now a micro sized trust fund and therefor bound by micro trust fund rules and regulations which are more relaxed.  It used to be called the last battle then it was called the <size> battle.  Before that it was called the last tome or lam Essan's tome.

The time from 3/14/26 to 7/4/26 has been fame and fortune as the 4th guild, one and then the other at a quarter each.

In case you're wondering Josh and I still wear the same jeans as when we were kids in more ways than one.  My mentor was the 2nd best coder in the group by lines of code but only because I was so full of myself and this according to DIY.

Of the last 150 years it must be said that left contracts are better than right.  In the past before that it was considered otherwise.

Day 7/21/26 - I got Frances and Binges from KPMG on the way out the door.  I'm in the Frances, the Binges, I really want a Menche.  Money, Mouchini, Moula, Macarini.  It's from a song that was never published about money by money the sin ostragonal.

The inside outside box is being held responsible for waiting too long to marry including the carrot stick including the golden brick including the golden brick road also known as the golden patch in Dune on world and off world the same except for amount because off world providence says more.

A&L death raped me in a court of law and as a result at 46 yes and no mean nothing in conjecture to a court of law or decision.  The court is also held responsible by its own rules and laws including the judges involved in the court cases and there were many including the military who attended and or predispositioned themselves to providing advice, chancelery, or witness services.  I also get the unredacted copy for publshing.  This includes deostraconned and deabilified.  She said it granted her abilities.  The judge said to cheat.

L no longer values money because she had screwed levels provided in conjunction with starvation campaigns that may be real or imagined and may have been encouraged liberally by her employer or lover which are one and the same in some cases.  He kept her in a job.

Day 7/22/26 - The military used to be a prim, proper escort forming coordination organization.  The military used to be a conjunctiva of personality analysis.

In high school in 1993 I was 13 & I wanted more than anything at summer camp to show A&L to my friends & family on family visit day.  But my dad grabbed my elbow & held me & told me that he had to save face in front of his friends.  Nobody cares about saving face anymore because I erased it with covid.

Technically the reason we didn't use the HAARP to make a mid spring snow for the wheat in Oklahoma is that if you over use the HAARP every year it eventually releases tensions in the tectonic plates which causes Earthquakes.

Also we increased fessing up because that's what got me through college.  This includes confessionary totals which are up year over year about double since the start of the confessionary season of good or griefing.  Group confessionary is also up at events like the 8 sins or 9 if you wonder enough about it.

A&L and I did make it down the isle at scout camp that year for OA and as a result I am a Vigil member however A was blind and L had a splint on her arm and both walked funny.  I got left by the campfire and missed the secret admonition which someone told me about a minute later.  For vigil 7 I can claim either self sacrifice or 357 winmag.  L is a 7th degree black belt of OA.  In 357 winmag mode of ranks 3 people or more work together.  Now then if it's in secret mode it's up to anyone whether they believe you.  If it's in public mode, they have to believe you plus you get to wear your award which you do either way and buy it if its limited access.

We're getting stone giants in addition to changeling linages.  Stone giants are about 8 feet tall and about 450 pounds and abought half that much heavier.  Pack a bigger keyboard boy.  But they can help us with mining and alloying.  We're also getting Mars transport dragons as long as we can setup a moonbase with a compatible airlock as a demo dome unit.  The dragons didn't like the ISS airlocks.  There were questions, many questions.  The stone giants are also air giant hybrids as they like our air.  Someone had tellexed the composition on Earth and Mars.  They like trace helium, argon, nitrogen.

Arrivals and reasons = @{

Stone Giants - Silver chair win

Dragonettes - Smog, Dunklezahn win

Changelings - Hell's chains win

Robot Chickens - IoT win

} // 

I remember the day that AML made vigil I said to my father, "Dad see that light?  This is the best day in my life for over a year."

Day 7/23/26

Lost projects of frog hop = @{

 2/2025 - Windows Phone Store

2/2026 - Amazon Go, Fresh

2/2027 - Windows Desktop

} // I get more than I lose.

Oklahoma has volunteered to repay debt for product design costs for products they destroyed by not using them or by delaying the marriage.  The full amount may be over several hundred billion and the business people of rural Oklahoma understand the full import of their decision.  Okeene has repeatedly stated that they try not to be mean to kings.  The wheat farmers of Oklahoma owe me a debt they will find it hard to repay.  This includes states adjacent to Oklahoma like Texas and Kansas.  The debt is over a hundred billion.

A&L and I did vigil on either side of camp's largest tree and we could barely see each other's glow and just barely hear each other's whispers.  That's how I knew about their notes.  I also heard the admonition from the woods behind the camp fire.

Day 7/25/26

Ostraconal patent store openers = @

// Old

Living in your parents basement for a year

Starving for a year

// New

Levitating on a skate board 4-5 seconds

Levitating in a helicopter 4-5 hours

Holding your piss in while reading the ostracon

Pregnancy

} // It now requires 2 retroactively due to a successful season

When I did OA Vigil and opted for probably, I specified a time limit of 30 years afaik.  It was twice my age.  I probably also said 20 or 10 as a recanter.

Day 7/27/26 - You have to gith a kote into a whole lot of money.  Then you have to tamp it with ash.  It's a bad joke.  A kote is a black and white duck.  A gith is a gift that the giver benefits from.

One day a guy named Hearst sold a gold mine and bought a newspaper.  So after a while he had like all the newspapers on the U.S.  So then after that he had like on competitor.  So he hired his competitor's editors.  They included names like Mark Twain and H.G. Wells.  One day his cousin who was a girl decided to visit.  Now he took care of his cousins and all their legal fees and also cost of living and also car and house.  So she was on a honey draw mission and rolled through town.  Now this car you understand was no ordinary model T.  So it had a souped up V8.  She rolls through town.  Now he lived out on the cliff side of the ocean by a stream. That stream cut deep into the ground to get to the ocean.  The arch to the island estate was about 20, 30 feet tall.  So she picks up a cop and like any good girl from that day and age she laid on the gas hard.  Comes roaring down to the bridge.  Now the bridge was at a 15 degree slant from the road to be honest and she missed the curve.  Went plowing right over the embankment and flew clear across the gap and impaled her car on the opposing bank.  The car sank like a rock.  You know what bothered Hearst?  The hair down there.  The hair had started to decompose by the time they dug her out.  There were deep waters under that house.  It's the price of a gold mine.

The two most financially beneficial choices were L's self-supported and A's Ronin warrior.  I can't remember the one piece but it exists and it sometimes rarely changes.  The rewards are non portable.  As my mentor said you should leave them with something.  My thing is the watch in FMA.

Day 7/28/26 - Today's joke is Domnick Credenza.  I may be a dominatrix, nick, and credenza.  When I said I got the joke the caller confirmed and hung up.

I'm a shoestring, tightrope, ass crack salesman.  I can sit on it all day long.  I'm also a cheerleader of it which means I sell the salesmanship.

I'm reverse alimony 3 and dad is doctor verily 2.

Day 7/29/26 - JW was a hooker of much repute and she made sure that A had the money hooker style and L as well and food as well.  She was the local Eros guild.  All this and more at the supple age of 16.  For some reason the car mattered.  When her sister graduated the cash dried up at the dude ranch and she knew just what to do.  Get crackers for granny after hours.  Eros is a secret of fame and fortune.  They are also the world's oldest fame guild.

Here's your two chemical cocktail, progesterone, and creatine.  They're both female astringents.  I came up with this during a ceder toast on passover and Easter holiday.

We opted in the lawyers, then police, then military to protecting the women.  That way they'd all attend a brothel engagement that only the protectors showed up to.  40 year olds poisoned their own kids in order as time went by because there was a delay before notification.  The percentage of affected was the percentage of those without kids at 40 only the age was my age and younger affected.  It was probably 5 years younger than me because the statistics lag.  The percentage went up by double.  It also was twice as many men as women affected.  The harem rule disperses when the harem rule is noticed and dispelled.  At a certain point in videography only a judge would be able to approve such an unholy conjunctiva.  Women with one kid don't matter.  If a woman is on her first child, she's given a questionnaire that's ambivalent and if she fails, she's suggested to postpartum depression.  The male female ratio affected by the court case at hand involving me determined in an opposite fashion the ratio world wide.  That way women can dig their way out of hell or men.

Women have to outnumber men on trial and Matt's (my) side has to win by player count.

Day 7/30/26 - One day I was sitting there minding my bees wax and this fine asian hotty that I know by now stopped by and as she passed she said, "that's my boo."

I said, "It's alright."

So that was 2015 in the spring.  I was fired a month later for wanting a raise.  It's easy to blame yourself.

I waited to marry so long that it was a skip a generation.  So rather than raise a generation without my kids in it I let my mom have two generations in a row.  So the fall out is that I get 3-4 generations in a row starting with when I have kids.  I end up getting something out of it.  Fads are the same.  I get something out of it.

Foreign Object Debris and Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly are both Uncle ND gifts to our family.  The D stands for Dragon.

Spirit is now 1,000 as that 20 people died on one side and that killed 20k out of 70m.  You might be able to squeeze out another O.  I also increased the quotient for ediscovery discardian philosophy of extrapolation of like 5% to .2% by coverage numbers alone using you've guessed it a factory built computer just like L and Spirit Bombing Twice in one game session as we're still on the same millenial game.  I know it sucks but I like to talk says L.

Day 7/ 31/26

Systems of numbers = @{

33+1 - Masons, 1 new level

47 - Ronin

7+47+3 - Swiss, 1 additional level, 2 exempt total levels, 7 previous in excess Ronin

100+47 - Antichrist

} // of levels of organizations

Soldats and international has kicked out Soldats U.S.  This was expected as part of the trust fund changes at the time frame.

Effects of baked = @{

L - Screw ball

A - Black mouth

M - Open cash register

} // 

Soldats U.S. remains in an open breach condition while we try to figure out the difference of opinion on recent wars between the U.S. and 5 Franco Prussian Kingdoms including the UK.

Our games we're playing are smokes and gold mines.  It's Washington State, Oklahoma compatible.

If you're a Shloos Vong Ari Gato you're a Chiss gold frying pan and a perquisitions cat.  Now then this means that thanks to the Shloos Vong you can't lose assets and as a gate you can see everything inside the village and everything in the plains outside the village.  As a result you're happy in the village and in the plain.  This means you're happy everywhere all the time.  When someone says they're unhappy that just means they aren't Chiss but they still owe debt for everything.

Day 8/1/26

Word's worth = @{

Templar - Can't

Masonic Beehive - Against

Court - Yes, No, Perjury, Duress

Kendo - You wanna yell.  You wanna yell like a big boy.

Microsoft - Ok what are we going to type next.

} // 

Grandpa Talley was a 5th level Mason.  Dad was 6th.  I'm 8th.  Grandpa Talley was Knight Bother in the Templars.  Dad was a Treasurer.  I'm a Commander or Marshal.  I have an option of a skip a level of Masonic and Templar the same as George or George's dad held a level.

Day 8/2/26 - EW and the graphics guru both hit the Voynitch bonds.  The graphics guru did it by building an entire app grid page flip in the video card without any CPU code for most graphics cards compatible with ARM, x86.  TL did it with market development.  JE did it with timecard approvals.

I was hard 6 and sold 6 when I left KPMG.  They have to fire at hard 6.  I am now hard church 2 because I found a way to turn it to my advantage and I am 46 with no kids.  I can pass it down to my kids if I have any.,

Deletions by military = @{

Club M subset New Contract

Ninja subset Magic the Gathering

} // 

My mentor said that when I made Octagent I could append the Septuagint of CSS and CST.  So I did.

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Percival receival limitations include $18,000 nontaxable gift limit otherwise stuff. Stuff has to be a hundred years old or worth more than $1,000. Family is exempt unless they feel like not being exempt. Also include tchotchkes, bonuses, options, and salaries. Change I accept impossibilities. Cash is defined as only physical bills, coinage at face value, savings, checking, credit card transactions, other FDIC insured, and M0 and M1 money supplies which are synonymous worldwide. Stuff includes stocks, bonds, commodities, futures, cryptocurrency.

I expect more off world assets than you can imagine.  If bought I will move.  I work for the highest bidder as a blue cap.  I bank money, tokens, and karma.  I have a surplus of Karma that can't be easily repaid.  When you spend $10^^7 on Earth you don't leave that easily.

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1. 20-30 pts, prior format, 10x20 words, 80/20 yearly 7up.

2. I want 2-8% aka 1.65-9.44% systemic rehab by nation IBC.

3. I refuse to marry before 2yrs of being clean after 1yr relapse.

4. You won't get to heaven except through me.

5. I no longer ask for jobs, dates, or chess games after 100 fails.

6. 2025

   1. 2/5's spare life expectancy increase given, double cent yearly

   2. Gt 13 babies, 6-8 wife harem 1/2 1/2 my age, babies at 100

      1. AM(A&L), K(HK), IBC, UA(FB), Prawn(GG), WA(MB), OK(EM)

      2. 45, 41, 35, 35, 25, 18, 18, 12 all +-1

      3. Some girls just paid more or tested higher, $1b, 1/1m, 1kyr.

      4. Decade old decisions.  Attends events.

   3. $1E14

   4. 125 year QALY & 50th wedding anniversary

   5. Fire more cops

   6. LFW in programming, engineering, farming, or mining

      1. $300k-$10m W-2

      2. Unfun job

   7. Eyes of Algiers

   8. Red Wizard of Thay

7. 2015

   1. Live in the U.S. WA, OK

   2. Whippoorwill 1kyr

   3. 10-20 $1m subs

   4. 10 year sabbatical

   5. $1m salary

   6. Fire half the military.  20% complete

8. 2008

   1. Rule until die, visibly. Rule 1/4-1/2 of the time. Rule 600k*/10

   2. Cyberpunk social dystopia